Monday, May 23, 2011

Gaddafi Lost His Blanket

Without his blanket Gaddafi is very cold you know  



The freedom fighter took away Gaddafi’s blanket, so he lost his comfort zone and safe ground.
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Hunting Gaddafi


This is tales of Nato-Allies’ “Hunting Gaddafi” who is hiding now. Nato-allies deep sighs that their underestimated their time get rid off Gaddafi, a fresh guy in a block has been trying to nice to everyone but it cost them time and money, so they become a cranky notal, if they had killed Gaddafi at their start-up period- accidently- unintentionally – they are now basking Gory Glory, instead now their Gung-ho is bit water down because of their drag-drag queen of desert show…wishful thinking Gaddafi voluntary surrender, e.g. ICC has issued arrest warrants…, they are pleading to -Gaddfi who is hiding under stars at the night sky at his desert lodge- accept their heavenly offer, here is their dialogues;

Nato-Allies: You wanna go to the heaven GaddafieeeHHhhh? We will send you your heavenly land we give you 700 virgins with so you can happily rules them forever ever, no worry about blood thirsty awesome rebels … please let us know, just let us know where you are, make sure you ere safe and well, that is all we want!

Gaddafi: Well guys many thanks for offering the heavenly martyr-dumb, though 700 virgins will drain my fuel, as I need conserve my fuel for bloodsucker rebels and you guys, martyr? Don’t kidding me, you toasted grilled bin Laden at midnight and pickled him at sea at dawn.