Life is all about positioning! Some people first born and only One, so he is the One and No One, there is no one else around so he is always No One. No competition whatsoever. He has been spoiled rottenly and gets himself undivided attention and love. That is right, He never share with his sister his gift from relatives he can have it all. He has a cake and eats it too.
In this digital age, amount of anomies quarantined, no one gives you god-dammed attention your encroachment suburban rough lantern-jaw-jarring blog. Your wishful ranking is Nabokov’s endless darkroom yearnings or Solzhenitsyn’s frozen turkey in a Gulag, make you wonton soup in the snow-monkey field, get-you-nowhere but anyway you like your own xenophile dodo go-goes so keep going! If you are in this situation no worries; you can always positioning yourselves top of everyone else as far as rank goes. Even you can top of such as the Nobel laureate Paul Krugman. When you don’t have intrinsic evidence like this No One Ranking. You can make your own ranking! That is right. Free world! Hee this is getting exciting! When you make interstice figure, you can either go above or below the real figure. Remember when playing your pigheaded self in here. You are the One, yes you are the No One! No worries giddied god-dammed manners, virtues and dignity etc… goody-goody never makes you No One, these save for a raining day when the all option runs out.
Completely oblongata, obnoxious and obscene. You are the Queen and your other self is the Knight. You have your own innate supporter. In this stage you become a monster. A fully grown monster with vengeance in your cartoon network. Take out your nice pair of red gumboots, stamping around wet ground and dance with snails and flowers frogs than you know you are truly the Queen! You surly don’t like anyone doing so excellent! Make you sick when you see a man doing so well in a gusty stuff; basing and melding scumbags around. feel like he took away your rightful bashings. You have been thinking that you could do that better if you were etc…etc… you are infuriated by his fineness bulldogger! And this guy considers himself is the Atlas, the world gigantic cock-ups are his problems.
So he is gearing up his super-volcano and make an extinction lake at his key board. His Don Quixote sword into scumbags’ throats; Ditty giddy, that is right Don Quixote made de Cervantes! Not the way around remember this! Therefore his fame is sky rocketing and that is sending you off obit! His obscene attitude of smugness and his goggled-gargled-google-map brain tapping things around traps that makes you sick more more. The old saying goes: when your cousin buys a property that make your stomach ache! Your deep resentment toward him, you are looking for channeling it but you can not tell directly to the public you are sick of your ingrown grudge! You know when a jealousy eats you up that is festive hell of exoticism. You can put your embitterers shot around but things can’t get better. I hate people better than me! Grumbling yourselves; how on earth he can get away sooo bloody many things, he gets everything, that is right he gets everything! Theses medallions. The old hag Doris Lessing, the million frenzy fans. Everyone possessive and they think his brain belong to them! So some people steal his name too, make it their car number plate! Drive him around band! O man that make you bitter deadly bitter! You can’t sleep at night.
Thus you are looking for a guidance easy your pain and agony. One night you accidently bump into the moon and ask her some tips for your desire for beating him up the rank; beat him beat him. The moon never desert to you as she gives you the answer; get around him! She says, no point compete him, he is a cunning brick so you can not beat him so get him around you! He will be always. No one, so you make yourself top of him, that is right so you become No 0 zero!!!!!!!!! You get it? Yes you get that. Right here you go: Ok? If you still don’t get that no worries, eventfully you get there. Let’s positioning you in this world. Bold is the word, cares-less anyone envies at you! Here is whole of whole goes, therefore;
Your Print / Online Columnists world of ranking are:
01 Young Sun Kim-Walker
Technorati-#01: 025,672
Google Buzz-#01: 03,300,000
BuzzBlog-#02: 0715,463
Print Circulation-#055: 01,039,031
Online Unique Visitors-#017: 014,942,069
You –WoW- Hoee- see the above impressive numbers put you at top of the Nobel laureate Paul Krugman! Far ahead of him indeed!! Indeed beat him finally! That makes you god-dammed hallelujah. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth. Na-mu-guanshamboasal… the world is fair very fair…?? And the less said about #01, the better … The Best!
